Hey Everybody!I'm two months old (eight weeks)! We celebrated pretty well. My mom gave me constipation and my dad gave me a cold. (I'm learning the art of sarcasm a little early.) After a few hairy nights, I'm feeling a little better. Mama was kinda frantic, making phone calls to Grandma at 1:30 in the morning. I think I've slept in every possible position and had a thermometer stuck, you know where, more times than I'd like to count (if I could count). They put my bouncer in the middle of the bed (not that I'm in the mood for bouncing) so that I could sleep upright. It's kind of hard to breath right now. They seem to think that the shoving that plastic bulb in my nose helps. I beg to differ. You know that Karo syrup really works for constipation? I'm pretty proud of myself for filling up my shorts the way I did yesterday. I even had to take a bath. I generally like baths. Mom steamied up the bathroom for me while she was taking a shower this morning. Even she was breathing easier. I guess they'll have to invest in a humidifier for future bouts of the common cold. My Mama says I'm a trooper, that's why I have this onesie on, see?
Keane
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Thanks for the up date bud!
http://www.nosefrida.com/
Also, if you can find prune juice that is really great for constipation, and won't give them the sugar rush that corn syrup does. You can even dilute it with water and find the amount that he needs.
Snot and poop. Ah, the joys of motherhood. :-)
can't wait to meet you... and amos misses you.
i hope i can see you sometime.
-AMOS